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No, the Easter Bunny does not suck!

He bites!

When you care enough to eat the very best . . . children.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Cartoon Masculinity: TMNT

You may remember these guys, but I don't think you've ever seen them like this.






If they'd always shown off this way I might have become a fan.

Sunday, April 17, 2011

Manimal Animation Dept.: Panic At The Disco


An episode from the Canadian cartoon series Class of The Titans,"The Nature of Things", features a teenage Pan and he's sufficiently cute, buff, hairy and horny.







Manimality: O 2 B 4 Rmd

Quite a while ago someone made this photomontage of the Colt classic model, John Pruitt, with a second set of arms and, since he's dressed in camo fatigues, the improved Mr. Pruitt looks like some sort of newly minted super soldier. So here's to all those fantasies of future augmented clones but, as far as them being created for warfare, I sure as hell hope not.


Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Manimals Dept.: Were Overkill


It seems that if you can't get enough of lycans and their troubles with full moons and bestial behavior you are in luck these days.

Werewolves feature in two of the most popular film series, "Harry Potter" and "Twilight". Universal tried to resurrect the progenitor of all these new editions with a big budget reboot of their classic B movie, "The Wolfman". But, as with "Van Helsing", the effort was a major failure.  The only thing worthwhile about "Van Helsing" was Hugh Jackman transforming into what was perhaps the sexiest wolfman ever. 

On television weres appear in "True Blood", "Sanctuary", "Being Human", and now, MTV's entry into the furry friend field, "Teen Wolf".



Obviously, the folks behind film and television production feel that their audience can't get enough of young fellows donning furry suits and fangs. This must be called "Snarl Appeal". But weres are only as good as the special effects that make them come to life and so far TV's plethora of weres are pretty half-assed. The young guys might be sexy before they transform but they aren't, unfortunately, nearly as sexy once they get their bite on.

With the wonders achieved by new digital techniques we can only hope that eventually there will be really audacious representations of weres appearing on both the big and small screens sometime in the not so distant future. For now we have to settle for a new generation of were cheese.


Monday, April 4, 2011

Comics Dept.: Locus #1


In case you somehow missed it, Patrick Fillion's great green sex machine has been given the honor of his own Class Comic book. Proof positive that if you were made like he is it would be very easy being green.





The comic is available now for purchase here.

Womanimal Dept.: Katy Perry Gets Bambied

In the video for her latest single, "E.T.", Katy Perry gets very deer.





Awesome Art Dept.: Imagemaker Philip Rostron


You can see more of Mr. Rostron's work and the work of many other digital illustrators at One Eyeland.