I'm a Wuffman, I'm a wuff-wuff man . . .

. . . Oh, I'm a wuff man!*

"Okay, what dim bulb let Fang out of his cage? It'll be bloody murder getting him back in!"

Here is an excerpt from a fine article on Werewolves and their continuing clawing appeal.

"I was an adolescent lycanthrope. Despite that fact I still had sartorial flare."

*With apologies to Ray Davies composer of Apeman, another monumentally hairy beast.