The Ideal Spidey:
Imagine how well Spidey would swing with 6 limbs instead of the regulation two. And the better to hold you with, too.
I've always had a soft spot for The Creature, the original swamp thing. Talk about being totally misunderstood. It ain't easy being green!
And he's kind of sexy in his amphibiously scaly way. Bodybuilders are intent on creating well-armored bodies. Creature comes fully equipped naturally.